The following was a just received from a neighbour, but their origin is not known. Many thanks Mr/Ms Anonimous:
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom
Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called βTHE KITCHENΒ β. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of the little monsters called in a bomb threat.
I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…. I’m offended.
Social distancing from the fridge and trying your jeans instead of Pajamas π π
You made me smile and laugh π Thank you for the positive post that got this smile π
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My pleasure Himali. Keep smiling. π
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Thanks for sharing! We all need a laugh these days.
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We certainly do … and lots of them! π
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Refreshing!
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I chuckled with each observation! Bravo and thank you for sharing the smiles.
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My pleasure Monika. Always happy to share smiles π
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Hilarious! I love all these amateur joke writers…:)
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They excelled here didn’t they! π
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Smile Time ..this is belly laughter Time!!
Still trying to figure which half I would like to belong to. maybe both, like him of “Floyd on fish” fame!!
NZ is doing pretty well, stats wise.
keep well and keep safe.
always enjoy your posts
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Nice to hear from you. Good cook or alcoholic? Tough choice eh! π
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I am laughing again! Brad had shown me these the other night. Still can’t decide which is my favorite, for all of them made us laugh! Thanks for sharing. Laughter warms the heart! π Now just make it warm outside. The wind may blow me away and its only 40 degrees!
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I’m going to try and impact our weather before I think about yours! π
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Haha!
I just want our 70 degree weather back!
If this pandemic happened when my kids were in elementary school I would identify with the homeschooling ones! LOL!
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Thank you for sharing this, Colin. So very funny and much needed π
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Keep smiling! π
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Happy Golf Day…from the living room putting carpet. national-golf-day-beware-the-dog-chasing-the-ball-on-the-carpet-april-10th
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Reblogged this on My Wellbeing and Learning Journey and commented:
Let’s have laughter today and I certainly have had mine this afternoon. One being this blog post.
Thank you for the laughter.
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Great! Let’s just keep spreading smiles! π
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Absolutely brilliant. Thank you for the laughter. I came across this via pensitivity101 doing a blog share of it.
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Hi Liz and welcome. If you have never been here before, then drop by again when you have a few moments and browse around. If you are looking for a book of short stories (suitable for children ages 4 to 104), for some light and humorous reading during these isolation times, you might wish to consider “The Odessa Chronicles” link to amazon and reviews below:
https://books.friesenpress.com/store/title/119734000053250745/Carolyn-Shelton-and-Colin-Chappell-The-Odessa-Chronicles
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Passing on th smiles.
Thanks COlin , and whoever gave them to him. Some of these are a riot! Happy Easter and stay safe!
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No problem Di. Just spread the smiles around. π
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indeed.
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These are great!
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Great motivators for smiles in these stressful times.
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Yep. and I for one like to spread them around.
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Humor shall save us from going crazy, Colin! Thanks for distributing this fine collection of funnies. My favorite was “I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like Iβm cracking a safe.” LOL. I remember a lady in the nursing home who would take the wad of TP I handed her, count out 3 sheets, and give back the remainder. Depression Era habits die hard, I guess. π
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So glad you got some laughs from it. π
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This made me laugh!
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You came to mind when I posted it! I was sure that you would have a few giggles with them. π
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There’s some pretty good lines in there. I think I like the one on cracking a safe, best.
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Yes that is a good one, although I had a chuckle at all of them. π
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Happy Golf Day April 10th from the living room putting carpet.
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β³οΈcheers!
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