I was not planning on another “poop post”, but Ray set another precedent which cannot be overlooked.
He has this habit of finding really obscure places to squat and poop, and the most inconvenient (and quite baffling) one is when he squats over ornamental grasses. The end result, at this time of year when the grass stems are generally rigid, is probably best described as poop kebabs! They are humorous until you try to extract them off the stems and into a bag!
Going downtown the other day, and as much as we coaxed him to poop at all the spots where he has gone in the past, timing was obviously not in our favor. Then we turned a corner around a very exclusive apartment complex which overlooks the harbor, and the ornamental gardens there included very tall grasses.
Ray had no hesitation in going in and peeing on one of the grasses, and then he spent some time sniffing out other plants. We were patiently waiting for him to decide to move on when he suddenly headed for another tall grass plant. These plants were around 4 feet in height and, fortunately for Ray, were a little flexible (as a result of our unseasonable temperatures) because he climbed into one and squatted.
It was one of those “I wish I had my camera with me” moments. He had pushed half the grasses to one side such that he was squatting pretty much over the center of the plant. Fortunately, cleaning up after him was not a problem as the stems flexed sufficiently to allow his poops to fall to the ground!
I would love to understand the rationale that says the perfect place to squat and poop is over the top of a plant! Of course, I would also love to understand the rationale that dictates squatting on a slope is a preferred position!
In retrospect though, we recently caught Ray standing alongside a fire hydrant (it was on his left), and then raising his right leg! We’re never going to understand him!
This whole encouragement to poop in a specific spot only works in our minds, clearly not in our dogs’ minds. Sigh.
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Sigh indeed Monika and, when it comes to that type of function, the dog clearly has the ultimate control over “when and where”! 🙂
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Haha! Storm is kinda like that. Only she likes to poo on the curb next to the grass. She comes a little too close to traffic so I’ve had to make her start going the bathroom ON the grass. 🙂
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That’s interesting Jenny, because Ray has never pooped on any hard surface. He will use open grass if necessary, but his preference seems to be over plants or on wood chips!
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I wish, people take just a small percentage of care you take on Ray to understand fellow people! Just a random thought that popped up reading that intriguing poop post.. 😉
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I think that is a very valid wish. It is so easy to just “label” people and react accordingly when, if we all took the trouble to try and understand each other, the world would be a much happier place. My wish is that your wish will come true.
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😀 😀
Thank you!! 🙂
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I love the monkey grass. I seek it out. It tickles my tummy.
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You really need a picture of him “watering” the hydrant! That is a classic.
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That would be a classic… as would him almost falling over when he realized that things were out of synch and he tried to correct himself! 🙂
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Perhaps a video?
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If he were predictable, it would offer so many entertaining opportunities! One day… who knows!
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Isn’t that other way around?! His unpredictability keeping you entertained and in turn us? 😉
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His unpredictability is certainly entertaining Aadhira but, if he were more predictable, it would be easier to video him (note earlier comment). 🙂
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Just have your camera on the ready.. 😉
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Haha…oh Ray…what I wouldn’t give to see what is going on in that mind of yours! Pure wisdom, no doubt! 🙂
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Sadly, we can only speculate … and he probably knows it! 🙂
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It all has to be ‘Just So’. 🙂
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Clearly, but I wonder what dictates “just so”? It could be the terrain? The sensations “back there”, or perhaps it is some distorted image in his brain that suddenly comes into focus (i.e. a light goes on!)?
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I have no idea Colin, but Maggie is fastidious in her blade selection for the deed. I think it has something to do with height/length of the grass, as if it has just been cut, she goes somewhere else!
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Interesting theory! 🙂
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Gotta be a dog thing! 🙂
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The canine mind is somewhat of a mystery.
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Ah… but if only…………. 🙂
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LOL Poops is good!
My girls brought poops home every time after walked out our dog.
“Good for the plant, Mommie!”
hahaha … Yes, indeed!
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